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Sunday, July 1, 2007
A Million Little Blue Pills
Question: how does a notorious fabulist rebuild his confidence after the humiliation of a Quaker justice campaign led by America's emasculator laureate Oprah Winfrey? If this correspondent's Gmail spam box is any indication, the answer's obvious: start shilling cut-rate E.D. drugs. Sneaking a peak, I discover that "[i]n fact, more than half of all men over 40 have difficulties getting or maintaining an erection. This issue occurs with younger men as well!" Yeah, right. Fool me once, shame on you; fool my twice, Mr. "Jame" Frey, shame on me!
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